= The Dangerous and Thrilling Documentation Chronicles
Kismet Chameleon

This journey begins on a bleary Monday morning.
Our intrepid team is in desperate need of double shot mochas, but the milk expired eight days ago.
A trip to the dairy was out of the question.
On Friday night, a mutant, script-injecting warlock had infected the Shetland cattle herd with a ravenous craving for tags and annotations.
The security wolves were at a trust building retreat in Katchanga, and no one in the village could locate their defensive operations manual.

Weak daylight trickled across the stripped pasture, chased by distant bovine screams...

== Cavern Glow

The river rages through the cavern, rattling its content...